Thanks Orange.

 

OH NO....miles thinks this sucks! What are we going to do?

Next time don't click on it! It that easy!

 

okay ladies and gentleman lets close out this thread before it becomes like the other protege forums

 

Wow...I was right! 94protolx, Orange3, and Shitman Fart are all sucking each others *****. Figures....y'all love the taste of ****, so the 3 would be your fave ride.

 

Are you related to Mr. Lahey from the Trailer Park Boys? You keep talking about **** this, **** that, big **** tsunami, **** sparks from a **** flame. Also you keep referring to *****, so you must be Mr. Lahey...so how is Randy "the cheeseburger eating shirtless wonder" doing? Are you going to call in the "Heavy's"?

Another point you have in common with Mr. Lahey, is lack of proof....well here it is and you can clearly see that the 3 is faster than the swift. (P.S. it written in black and white!)

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~crawfy/home.html

1/4 mile 16.6 for the swift gti

http://www.caranddriver.com/article....&page_number=3

1/4 mile 16.0 for the 3.

Now I suggest that you run along and sell your 3, buy yourself a late 70's cadillac or lincoln, hit the liquor store and find yourself a trailer park where you can become "SUPERVISER". Don't forget to buy a pair of cheap sunglasses and find yourself a "shirtless wonder" as a sidekick!

Anyways I am done with you, I think the amount of experiences you have can be place on the end of ONE of my finger tip and still have room for more.

 

Wow, I was right. Broten is a waste of his father's sperm.

What a pear-shaped loser. Anyone notice how he seems obsessed with male genetalia and scat culture? Comme en dit on bon québecois - AYOYE!

Let's close out this thread boys - I grow.... fatigued.

 

I gotta say ... that has to be the funniest thread I have read yet! ... I was just cruising the web at work and thought I'd check out this M3 forum ... and bammo! ******* great! .. thanks for killing some time and making me laugh my *** off! Peace!

... and by the way sounds like the only way this is gonna get settled is if we all whip our dicks out and measure them ... or perhaps a good old fashioned pissing contest ....

word up!
later guys.

 

Anyone else notice in the Car and Driver article that their car redlines at 7100 rpm? I thought the 2.3L engine redlined at 6500 rpm, my car does at least.

 

I can see you WISHING I was Lahey, so you could envision me dressed up like Indiana Jones, and you in a ******* bumble-bee outfit, waiting to get boned up the *** like the ******* wiseguy you are. That's the perfect scenerio for you, and all these other misfit homos in this Mazda Forum. That's all you need to get a hard-on and jerk up a ****-storm. I'm not a turd-burgler, like each one of you are.....so I can't help you in your warped fantasies.
I have experiences, yes...plenty of them. They're not like yours though. You know...the ones where you get bukkakied by a gang of diseased Russian homo priests.
The only reason I mention *****, is that all you guys KNOW, is *****. You sure as **** don't know anything about cars! lol
Look...if there's a thread that deals with ***-*******, and ****-eating...y'all belong there. Speaking of "Trailer Park Boys"...you ******* retards give "blowing Bubbles" a whole new meaning.
When I wanna know about diddling and animal-sex, I'll contact you ******* tools. As it stands now, you're worthless. Uh..that's not correct. You DO have one redeeming quality....you are so fucked that normal people like me have fun shitting all over you. That's good karma, you scumbag ************ swine douchebags.
So go back to blowing your fathers....I'm sorry I bothered you.

broten....has bullets with all your names on them

 

Oh ya...Shitman Fart...one more thing: know what I find absolutely AMAZING? Out of 60 billion sperms your pedophile waste-of-skin ***** bastard father blew into your diseased, yeast-ridden hosebag of a mother's stench-pit....you're the one who made it to the egg??? lol
broten....is victorious again!!!

 

K....fun's over. Peace, you sister-******', ball-grabbin', finger-sniffin', booger-eatin', Mazda3-drivin' turd-stabbin' ********. I love y'all....I mean it.

 

I feel real sorry for your family and friends (if you have any) that have to put up with you, I am hoping to God you don't have any childrens for the sake of their sanity. The part of "Russians Homo Priest" and "Pedophile" (towards me and Hitman) are quite disturbing. YOU SHOULD SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY!

How come this guy isn't banned from the forum? He hates his mazda 3 and is very vulgar towards the members?

 

I did notice that on the CnD and my redline is also at 6500 rpm. But if you notice in the spec the max horsepower is shown at 6500 rpm, so when I am accelerating hard I usually try and shift a little over the redline.

 

Broten, you seem to know a lot about turd-burglers, russian priests, boogers, pedophiles and animal sex. You must be describing bingo night at the trailer park you exist in. Are you able to say a sentence without even swearing? What am I thinking, that would consitute acting intelligent and civilized - you can't possible think normalcy is living in your trailer park and thinking it's normal for getting it on with your cousins and siblings to procreate and keep the human race alive?

And anybody who compares a Suzuki Swift to any other car other than a go-cart or a Neon is obviously less intelligent than the insect I squashed this morning with my Bruno Magli's (not that a waste of donkey sperm like you would know what they are), and who's idea of a hot date is cuddling up with a sheep named Betsy and get himself off by having a broomstick shoved up his anus by his Russian priest lover while sucking on a monkey's nipple.

Hey would you look at that? I just insulted this minion without using the words "****", "mother-******", and "*******"? There's a concept for you, ***-clown.

Oh and by the way, you're not really shitting on us. If anything, you're shitting on yourself, as you're proving without a shadow of a doubt that the human race took a major step backwards when a donkey and a gorilla came together and conceived you.

And to think you could banter with me... imbecile.

 

roddimus please delete this thread and ban broten