An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my *****," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on
his *****?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.
"Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money .... Three, I like how money feels in my hand .... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!

 

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