The Best Jokes...
May-13th-2002 | 08:57 AM
#2
Oil Change Enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,587
From: Norwood, MA
Three blondes are walking in the woods and got lost. Eventually, they have come upon some tracks. One blond says, "I think these are deer tracks." The second blond says, "No, you idiot these are wolf tracks." Finally, third blond says, "You both are morons, these are moose tracks." About two minutes later, all three were hit by an oncoming train. 
May-13th-2002 | 06:27 PM
#10
Master of All Things :{D
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,118
From: southeast texas, near houston
Originally posted by avro05
My mom told me that when I was like 8 or 9, I **** myself from laughing so hard!!
My mom told me that when I was like 8 or 9, I **** myself from laughing so hard!!
that is why I am going to tell my little boy...I bet he rolls!!
:{D
May-13th-2002 | 06:31 PM
#11
Patriotic Protege5
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 908
From: Hampton, VA
what do you call a bra? A over the shoulder-boulder holder.
what do you call a jock strap? Lower-decker pecker protector.
What do you call a Happy Japanesse man who's father has diarea? A slap happy jappy, with a crap happy pappy.
what do you call a jock strap? Lower-decker pecker protector.
What do you call a Happy Japanesse man who's father has diarea? A slap happy jappy, with a crap happy pappy.
May-15th-2002 | 05:57 PM
#14
Protege Enthusiast
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 65
From: Longview,Texas
A lil about a blonde i know....
~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
~when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
~when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"she turned around and went home.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.
~she sold the car for gas money.
~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
~ she called me to get my phone number.
~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
~when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
~when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"she turned around and went home.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.
~she sold the car for gas money.
~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
~ she called me to get my phone number.
May-15th-2002 | 08:38 PM
#15
The mp3 Girl
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 339
From: Youngsville, NC
Originally posted by turbonium959
Three blondes are walking in the woods and got lost. Eventually, they have come upon some tracks. One blond says, "I think these are deer tracks." The second blond says, "No, you idiot these are wolf tracks." Finally, third blond says, "You both are morons, these are moose tracks." About two minutes later, all three were hit by an oncoming train.
Three blondes are walking in the woods and got lost. Eventually, they have come upon some tracks. One blond says, "I think these are deer tracks." The second blond says, "No, you idiot these are wolf tracks." Finally, third blond says, "You both are morons, these are moose tracks." About two minutes later, all three were hit by an oncoming train.
Muahahahahaha