I want to name my bowling ball. It is black; the brand is Scout. First off, should it be male or female? And second, do you guys/gals have any suggestions for what I should name it? Thanks!

 

I have a black ebonite ball, and I nickname it ebony, and it has given me many successful outings. It has also taken much abuse in my not so great outings, usually when I am really drunk.

 

No **** man? Is there anything we really have to do to maintain our *****? Mine is urethane and I just use it and stick it in the bag till next time...no cleaning. Good or bad?

 

It is always good to clean it once in a while, i will do it like once every two months. I usually go on Monday nights, so we can watch the football game while we bowl. At our alley, they have those automatic ball cleaners in the pro shop, just use those if you have them, they work great.

 

Whats it weigh???

 

always keep your ball(s) clean! It should be a named a manly name.

 

My ball weighs 14 lbs. And I am looking for suggestions for names!

 

14lbs is def a man. Do you have any particular requirments for the name (Italian, German, Spanish, Japanese, and so on)???

 

call it "THE FEAR" lol

 

I just really want a cool name for it...I don't care what country it's from as long as it sounds good. I'm also looking for a real name, not "The Fear" although it was a good suggestion.

 

the fear is a real name. im kinda upset that you turned down my name.

 

Who names their kid "the Fear"? I want names kinda like Phil, or maybe Sasquatch...something creative or original kinda.

PS ... sorry GoldPro, no hard feelings man

 

name it toby, thats the name of a bum around here that cleans windows for dollars.

 

Name it Shyte. That way you can go " go shyte go!!" or "curve you little shyte"

 

Maybe some of these....

Tyson
Julio
Moe
Yambo
Fernando


Just some ideas....

HEY!!! Whats your high score??? I managed a 243 last week, that kinda sucked though cuz I was playing my grandma and she bowled a 274!!!!! The ol' lady kiked my ***!! Do you bowl in any leagues or anything???