Well, me and my g/f decided to stay home from school today and do some stuff, but anyways, around3:00 we were watching a movie, and my Dad walks in... ****! Busted! He got a call from my Science teacher saying I missed my test today, and he went home to check if I was there, and sure enough.

Thn, my teacher told him about all the times last week I skipped, (3 full days) and needless to say, my parents were pissed as hell. I got home from work not too long ago, and had the "talk" with my parents. My car is grounded for everything except work (so now I have to take the bus to school until furthur notice ) but I suppose it could be worse. After all, he could have came home while I was "on the job" or something...

I'm interested to hear some of your "busted" stories! When did you skip and get caught? (Everyone has at one time or another! )

 

Let me give you a little background first. My Mother is a Methodist minister and my father works for a chemical company in Charleston, WV. Both are VERY religous people. One Sunday morning my x and I decided to skip church and mess around. I pulled the "Im going to church with her" and she was vice-versa. My dad was out of town with my little brother and my little sister. I figured what a perfect time to spend some quality time with my girl. Well as we where lying there on the floor, afterwards, I hear the garage door open. I was like "HOLY SH*T" she ran into my room and hid behind a chair. My Dad had come home early from whatever they where doing and I was butt naked in the hallway when he walked in. He asked me "Getting ready for church I see?" "mmm yeah, of course dad" I replied. Using the "Im going to pick her up and go to church" excuse I got all my clothes on and managed to sneak her out the door. Ive never had a rush like that before in my life. Driving in the car, to get some food , we both were so carried away we pulled over and made nookie again beside the freeway. Welp, my dumb *** pulled over on the Interstate, which my dad takes to go to church. About 10 or 15 min after we pulled over, both butt naked in the car getting it on, my dad knocks on my window. The ONLY thing he said to me about it was "We wont talk to your mother about this." Theres more but I wont bore you with the story anymore.

 

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well here in crazy missouri the teachers and school cop are not all that smart. i leave everyday to go to lunch and smoke, i show up late to school freshly high for the day, ready for math class. i have never got in to trouble never had the school call when i decide to skip the whole day.

 

Yeah, i got busted bad too. Me and my X decided what the hell, it was the last day of school before spring break, lets cut and get wasted. Well, we were both pretty drunk and started fooling around. Now I got the ultimate ownage. I was so drunk I didn't hear the door close to my house, and the next thing I know my dad opens my door while this girls legs are up on my shoulders. Now that was an embarrising time. My X waited like a month before she came over my house again. My dad only cared that I wasn't at school, then got a little mad at all the liquior in the house. But hey, did a lot of stupid things in high school.

 

sorry no good stories my way. I knew all the girls in the attendance office (cause my brother worked in it when he was a senior) and I could forge my mom's signature on notes, so they never called my parents about it. so i would ditch all the time. since i lived 5 minutes from the beach i would just ditch school and ride my bike up and down the beach all day. I told my mom a few years ago and all she said was "figured" she didnt care as long as i gradutate and stayed out of jail.

 

I got a story for ya...I was over my girlfriend's House...after a long night at the bar. Well her mom says i can sleep on the couch..so my girl goes upstairs to her bed..and her mom goes to bed also...Well like 1/2hour goes by and my girl comes down..and is like..let me give you some head...i say "OK"...Well she starts giving me some head and her mom starts coming down the stairs...i didn't even notice it...until she is right up close and turns on the light...my girl turns around to see her mom standing there...and her mom is like..what are you doing..get off him...Let me see...So my g/f moves off to show my 9" friend...her mom starts smiling and proceeds to finish me off..

Ok well she really didn't give me head..but she did kick me out of her house!!!

LOL

 

sounds exactly like my week last week, and earlier this year (i missed 20 full days of school last semester), lost both cars for a week last semester.... woo, lol, less gas to pay for i guess, and had a chauefer to my self.

told my parents to **** off about it recently, i have all As and B+.... so no biggie, considering i skip less now, only when i have a girl spend the night (too frequently last week and this week)


ive gotten OWN3d too many times this year so far... sucks, oh well.... atleast i didnt get caught in the act (******), as a few of my friends have. but they know i have girls spend the night frequently... so meh

 

Ya, so I can't drive to school or anything now for a week, and my parents are calling ALL my teachers to make sure I stay in class...

Funny stories though people, kinda cheered me up a bit!

 

ok me and my boys last year, skipped two whole months of school without our parents noticing for those two months.

then they started faxing our parents at work and ****, and thas how we got busted.... i never got suspened or anything, but damn were my parents pissed...my friends that i skipped with both got suspended
i'm a good bullshiter tho, so i can BS my way thorugh alot of things, i forget what I told my parents... had to make up a good lie right up on the spot.

lol....damn i wonder what my parents would say if they ever caught me actually fukin a gurl.
they know i've had them stay over b4... all night... in the same bed.... dunno if they know that anything goes on tho.

my dad did ask me one time if i've ever had sex... I'm like errrr NO!!!!
he's like ok, but i don't mind if you do, just be careful!!!
I'm like i know!!! haha

 

well there is this park on the way to city island (anyone from around here knows it) there is a big park ,soccer field, with a parking lot and everyone goes there in the summer as well in the winter to make out ... well I had a brand new fresh girlfriend and I had taken her there a few nights before after going to a movie or so ,, this was before I had tints , Well one "lucky" night we go there and we are talking and what not, I started sucking the breast and what not , then it goes further, so we are going at it ,, full speed, she was on top of me in the passenger seat, and then all of a sudden I look up and I see a figure down by my passenger windshield wiper, I whisper to her that someone is watching and I don't think she heard me , cause she kept going, so I said it again and she finally heard and then she realized and froze,, lol .... then I think the guy realized that we noticed and left, I got on the drivers side ,, and we left ,, only to pull over somewhere else to finish the job ,, and what a job it was ........
The next day when I looked at my car I could see the hand prints where the phucker had his hands on my frigin passenger fender,,, I was laughing my *** off ......................................

Bruce

 

Bruce, good story! I looked up some files and what not, and it turns out it was some guy named Edwin???

 

what did your parents say to your GF? is she in trouble too?

 

That's the first good laugh I had all day! Thanks.

 

My parents didn't care that I skipped school. I would come home with a bunch of friends in the middle of the day and we would play pool or video games or somehting.

I never got caught doing anything with a girl because I never did anything with a girl in my house. Neither of my parents work and my dad is disabled so they are always home.