F***ing Birds
May-27th-2002 | 05:31 PM
#1
Thread Starter
Evil P5 On The Loose!!!!
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 432
From: Mississauga, Canada
F***ing Birds
AAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH STUPID FREAKING BIRDS.
I washed my car on sunday (yesterday) and today on my way to work, some ******* birds **** on my car
, while i'm moving too, how the hell do they do that??
i want to get a BB Gun and shot all them basterds out of the sky.
I washed my car on sunday (yesterday) and today on my way to work, some ******* birds **** on my car
, while i'm moving too, how the hell do they do that??i want to get a BB Gun and shot all them basterds out of the sky.
....count me in
May-27th-2002 | 10:07 PM
#5
Thread Starter
Evil P5 On The Loose!!!!
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 432
From: Mississauga, Canada
i checked, there's nothing there.
but do they have to use my car??
this is the second time they hit my car while i was moving.
the first time was about a month ago, they got a big shot on my windshield about the size of a small basket ball, and along the side/roof of my car.
but do they have to use my car??
this is the second time they hit my car while i was moving.
the first time was about a month ago, they got a big shot on my windshield about the size of a small basket ball, and along the side/roof of my car.
May-28th-2002 | 09:52 AM
#6
Oil Change Enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,587
From: Norwood, MA
I hate washing my car and then take a long trip. Every time I take it on the highway, it gets covered with f*cking bugs. All over windshield, and all of the front end. Can't they see a 2000 lbs death machine coming their way, and get the hell out?
May-28th-2002 | 12:24 PM
#8
No Boost? No Chance!
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 758
Originally posted by turbonium959
I hate washing my car and then take a long trip. Every time I take it on the highway, it gets covered with f*cking bugs. All over windshield, and all of the front end. Can't they see a 2000 lbs death machine coming their way, and get the hell out?
I hate washing my car and then take a long trip. Every time I take it on the highway, it gets covered with f*cking bugs. All over windshield, and all of the front end. Can't they see a 2000 lbs death machine coming their way, and get the hell out?
May-28th-2002 | 04:45 PM
#10
Oil Change Enthusiast
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 1,587
From: Norwood, MA
Originally posted by Green Skanka
Well, i washed my car this morning, and about 10 min ago i had to go out and clean the f*cking bird **** off........
Well, i washed my car this morning, and about 10 min ago i had to go out and clean the f*cking bird **** off........
May-28th-2002 | 06:40 PM
#11
Ha-ho
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 166
From: New Hampshire
Originally posted by turbonium959
Why can't our cars be pre-installed with anti-bird-shitting-laser-guns? Even before those f*ckers will even think of letting it drop on a newly washed car, or any car for that matter, they should get a huge, red beam of electricity up their anus!
Why can't our cars be pre-installed with anti-bird-shitting-laser-guns? Even before those f*ckers will even think of letting it drop on a newly washed car, or any car for that matter, they should get a huge, red beam of electricity up their anus!
May-30th-2002 | 03:30 PM
#13
Ha-ho
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 166
From: New Hampshire
Originally posted by Evil Homer MP5
damn, where do you park??
Under a tree?
damn, where do you park??
Under a tree?
:microwave
