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Old May-27th-2002 | 05:31 PM
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Angry F***ing Birds

AAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH STUPID FREAKING BIRDS.

I washed my car on sunday (yesterday) and today on my way to work, some ******* birds **** on my car , while i'm moving too, how the hell do they do that??

i want to get a BB Gun and shot all them basterds out of the sky.
Old May-27th-2002 | 05:45 PM
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man that would be a lot of shooting... ....count me in
Old May-27th-2002 | 07:06 PM
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A bird **** on my car after I washed it once...once...Funny what a Paintball gun can do on Auto-Fire and with a good setup
Old May-27th-2002 | 09:54 PM
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Evil Homer...look at the roof of your car...you might find a big *** target on there....the birds are just practiceing bombing runs!!! lol
Old May-27th-2002 | 10:07 PM
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i checked, there's nothing there.

but do they have to use my car??

this is the second time they hit my car while i was moving.

the first time was about a month ago, they got a big shot on my windshield about the size of a small basket ball, and along the side/roof of my car.
Old May-28th-2002 | 09:52 AM
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I hate washing my car and then take a long trip. Every time I take it on the highway, it gets covered with f*cking bugs. All over windshield, and all of the front end. Can't they see a 2000 lbs death machine coming their way, and get the hell out?
Old May-28th-2002 | 10:13 AM
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Doh

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Old May-28th-2002 | 12:24 PM
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Originally posted by turbonium959
I hate washing my car and then take a long trip. Every time I take it on the highway, it gets covered with f*cking bugs. All over windshield, and all of the front end. Can't they see a 2000 lbs death machine coming their way, and get the hell out?
no joke. The other day this stupid squirrell ran out in front of my car and since I get roughly 1" to 1 1/2" ground clearance I dragged him around town for a bit, ooh i was pissed
Old May-28th-2002 | 04:40 PM
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Well, i washed my car this morning, and about 10 min ago i had to go out and clean the ******* bird **** off........
Old May-28th-2002 | 04:45 PM
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Originally posted by Green Skanka
Well, i washed my car this morning, and about 10 min ago i had to go out and clean the f*cking bird **** off........
Why can't our cars be pre-installed with anti-bird-shitting-laser-guns? Even before those f*ckers will even think of letting it drop on a newly washed car, or any car for that matter, they should get a huge, red beam of electricity up their anus!
Old May-28th-2002 | 06:40 PM
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Originally posted by turbonium959

Why can't our cars be pre-installed with anti-bird-shitting-laser-guns? Even before those f*ckers will even think of letting it drop on a newly washed car, or any car for that matter, they should get a huge, red beam of electricity up their anus!
Amen! I was driving around w/ 8-9 giaint white circles of bird **** last week cause i got so tired of cleanning it every day. Yes EVERY day, i need a new place to park....
Old May-28th-2002 | 07:19 PM
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damn, where do you park??

Under a tree?
Old May-30th-2002 | 03:30 PM
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Originally posted by Evil Homer MP5
damn, where do you park??

Under a tree?
Yup! Nothing beats the shade. I park at a lot for a field near our school, and this crazy old man who owns the house next to the lot has like 15 bird feeders and a bunch of good trees that overhang the lot. There are so many birds it doesnt matter where you park, you'll get **** on. So I just go under a tree so the car isnt boiling when i get in and take the extra ****. It's not like my car looks good anyway...
Old May-30th-2002 | 03:52 PM
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grrrr birds, bugs, and tree sap. i hate them all :microwave
Old May-30th-2002 | 10:47 PM
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I would have to park somewhere besides under a tree. Bird **** and tree sap can **** up a paint job.



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