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Old October-21st-2002 | 07:20 PM
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Favourite Movie Quotes

Okay, not sure who's seen ****** but I love some of the dialogue in it (even though it's hard to understand the first time because of the accents).....


Brick Top:
"Do you know what nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified, in this case, by a ????? count.....Me!"


there's so many more, like when Tyrone backs up into the mini-van that has Franky Four Fingers in it, but it's too long to type out.
Old October-22nd-2002 | 04:40 AM
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"Hey Fokker"

Meet the Parents...


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Old October-22nd-2002 | 08:00 AM
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Reservoir Dogs

Mr White while they're casing the jewelry store...


When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ***. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says ****** **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to **** around. So if one's givin you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a- bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear... I'm hungry, let's get a taco.
Old October-22nd-2002 | 02:46 PM
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Re: Reservoir Dogs

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Mr White while they're casing the jewelry store...


When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ***. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says ****** **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to **** around. So if one's givin you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a- bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear... I'm hungry, let's get a taco.
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Pulp Fiction

"Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. "

I got a lot more..........this is just one of many
Old October-22nd-2002 | 03:13 PM
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Old October-22nd-2002 | 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by Identity_X
Pulp Fiction

"Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. "

I got a lot more..........this is just one of many
Anything from pulp fiction is gold... That's my favorite alltime movei
Old October-22nd-2002 | 03:48 PM
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Originally posted by funkdaddysmack


Anything from pulp fiction is gold... That's my favorite alltime movei
I agree.........it's in my Top 10 list for sure..........
Old October-22nd-2002 | 05:08 PM
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i'm not sure of the EXACT quote, but it's something like this:

"if you keep campaignin' for an @$$ whoopin', you're gonna get elected!" -Double Take
Old October-22nd-2002 | 05:13 PM
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Originally posted by funkdaddysmack


Anything from pulp fiction is gold... That's my favorite alltime movei
i'm a big quentin fan. sammy is my favorite actor. he's been in so many good movies, and said so many things that i could quote here. good quote identity.
Old October-22nd-2002 | 06:25 PM
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"Im not babying him. I call in nurturing"

"And I call it nuturing!"

Major Payne... best movie ever!!
Old October-22nd-2002 | 07:05 PM
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From Full Metal Jacket

"You're the kind a guy who'd do a guy up the *** and not even have the curtisy to give him a reach around!"

lol!!!!!!! Too bad I can't remember the whole quote right now!
Old October-22nd-2002 | 07:53 PM
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"Oh wait a minute...isn't she that big fat person?"

Buffalo Bill asking Clarice Starling, FBI agent after having seen a picture of a missing woman in "Silence of the Lambs"
Old October-22nd-2002 | 09:00 PM
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"Kid's got alligator blood - just keeps HANGING around and HANGING around"

John Malkovich playing Teddy KGB in "Rounders" - speaking about Mike McDermott (Matt Damon) as they play heads-up Texas Hold'em poker for about $60 grand.


"Caught a hanger? What are you talking about? Oh well okay guys - aren't you supposed to read us our rights or something?"

"Worm" (Edward Norton) in the same movie, as he and Mikey McDermott get caught dealing from the bottom of the deck - cheating - in a high-stakes poker game with some New York State Troopers - and just before they get their asses whipped by those same cops.

"Rounders" has gotta be the best poker movie of all time - and one of my top 10 for sure.

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