"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"....Heat had some good ones too, ...."You can get killed walking your doggy" and "Don't waste my muthafuckin time"

 

"I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts" hahahaha Austin Powers 3

 

"You ain't leading but two things right now; jack and ****. And jack left town."

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun"

"Hail to the King baby"

"Gimme some sugar baby"

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart"


You all gots to know what movie those are from.

 

This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City. On a peaceful afternoon motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson have been summoned back to Wayne Manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help; the invention AND its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht! Never ones to shirk responsibility, Bruce and Dick, with characteristic speed and resolve, descend promptly into The Batcave, and then, as they have done many times before, as BATMAN AND ROBIN, courageous warriors against crime, they are off once again to the rescue!

You guys have to love some quotes from the original Batman movie starring Adam West, and Burt Ward. It has got to be the corniest thing ever put on a reel of film.

"ROBIN!! Get me the shark repellent!"

"Confoundit Robin! The batteries are dead!"

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

"It looks bad, Batman. This brassy bird has us buffaloed."

 

Army of Darkness...Great flick!!

 

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Clevon Little in Blazing Saddles

 

Blazing Saddles is pure genius. IMHO, Mel Brooks's best work.

And KenP - an Isles fan from JERSEY?!?! Ooooh - you must get your *** kicked by your buddies......

~HH

 

******

You're on thin fu&king ice, and I'll be under it when it breaks. Now, fu&k off!

 

"holy jesus what is that ........ what the *** is that ????" "a jelly donut sir"

and


(sorry if its not word for word)
what is that 6lb peice oF **** doin in your trousers tomy?
for protection
protection against what ? , zeegermans

 

I grew up on LI. In Commack. I've been an Isles fan since birth. Jersey fans don't bother me. The Devils don't even sell out when they are in the finals.

 

I don't know if any of you have ever heard of the movie, I think its called "One Last Shot". For the Canadians on here you may recognize it, because it is the Trailerpark boys movie.

"**** YOU JULIAN!!!"

"**** YOU RICKY!!"

"HOLY ****!!!"

"****"

"JESUS ****** CHRIST!!!!"

"HOLY ****!!!!"

"SHUT THE **** UP!!!"

"HOLY ****, I'VE BEEN ****** SHOT"

"****!!!!"

"****!!!!"

"****!!!!"

"HOLY ****!!!"

"SHUT THE **** UP RICKY!!!"

"**** YOU JULIAN!!!"


I think thats how the scene goes. I remember counting about 32 or so ***** in that scene.

 

Human Traffic:

"Look at all the musicians that have died from drugs: Jim Morrison"

"Jimi Hendrix"

"Sting"

"Sting's not dead"

"Well he should be"

 

how come no unforgiven here?

Scene at the end under the tree when Clint finds out they killed "Ned" aka Morgan Freeman.

*****: and then ned said you done a lot worse then that, killed women and children and a US marshall.

Clint: But that didn't scare Little Bill did it?

(take a drink of whiskey after almost dying and not drinking because a promise to his dead wife)

It is at that time that you can bet your *** that people are going to get hurt, and hurt bad!

I Love clint!

can't even start into High Plains Drifter or Pale rider!

Don't mention Dirty Harry

Robber: Who's we Sucka???

Clint: Smith, & Wesson, and me

 

Bar none, my favorite. Deuce Bigalow: Male Giggalo

"That's a HUGE bitch!"

 

Clerks
dante"my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!
some guy"in a row?"

Super Troopers
"hey man this is a cops car!"
"YOU BOYS LIKE ME-HI-CO!?!?!?!!!WWOOOOOHHOOOO!!!!!"

"sorry boys, when they get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in their pantsy"

"oh my god look at him, hes all bulgey like a moose!"

"ugh excuse me -mr. bear ******- sir? do you need help?"