so I take my car to quicklube or jiffy lube or whatever that damn place is called for my waayyyy overdue oil change. I've only had my car for like what...5 months? I purchased it riced out. At the time when I bought it, it had a muffler tip, and silly me, I thought it was a fart can. Yea, I didnt know much about cars at the time. Since then, I bought a pacesetter exhaust which didn't last too long, somehow it leaked from a rusted flange in the piping, and the solder wouldnt bond to the rusted chips, so I reverted back to stock with that stupid glass pack tip. It's welded on so I cant take it off unfortunately.
Also when I had bought it, it came with honda hubcaps. .
So here I am at quicklube, waiting for the ******** to finish the job. This boisterous dude, like 25 is in the bay yelling "oh my god!" hysterically. His friend was there too just visiting and chilling and stuff so I think they were poking around and laughing at my car. I guess they thought they were the **** since they owned hondas. I wait a good 20-25 min, pay for my **** and walk over to my car in a hurry to get the hell outta there and save myself from embarrassment. As I get in the car, the grease monkey came up and was like,
"hey, this your car?"
"no i stole it "
"{fake laughing} just wondering cuz you have dealer plates on."
"yea, the DMV is slacking"
"no doubt"
I start my engine and get ready to go thinking he's finished talking, until I check the rear view and see him running back to my car.
"Wanna race?"
"what are you driving"
"CRX"
by now i'm thinking, oh, I've beaten crx's, so i'll rape him, but then I see his buddy grinning, and lowered my expectaions.
"Whats under the hood?"
"I'm not saying. Just race me"
"**** that, you're running a b16"
"bigger"
"b18?"
"better than a 18"
"nah, I'll pass"
his friends grin is getting wider. then he starts to lecture me with what he has, making sure the other people in the waiting room hear him. I'm just sitting there like

he's like "you aint touchin me mannn."
OOOOH YOUR CAR IS FASTAR BUT IT STILL LOOKS LIKE GOD WAS ANGRY WITH HONDA AND GAVE THEM A CRX
"whatever, peace"
I took off like a bat outta hell. I'm not getting my oil changed there until I get my gtr swap. Then I'll race his ****** *** friend too.
Oh well. At least I get paid more than him.

 

LOL dont be mad this is the best part about are cars. People never think they can go fast. :-)

 

he's got something comin.

 

I need to go there with my Protege. I'll give that CRX a run for his money.

Adam
91 Protege GTR

 

lol...crx's are so ugly its not funny.

 

please do.

 

put 500HP behind your GTR and go talk to him.... the fool won't know what he has coming his way.

Goes into a rant about mazda's being better than honda's

You hear in the background "MAZDA, MAZDA, MAZDA, MAZDA"

 

That is the funniest story i have read in a long time