Yo, yo, yo!
I got the Jingle
And the Jangle
And I'm going to have a Phat One
Just like the Jolly ole Elf
Driving my Protege-Sleigh
Fast into the Night (and way out of sight)!

Seems like the Holiday "Spirits"
have sipped some bad 'nog;
and only forum members
Remain to be flogged...

Wow - with all the in-fighting 'round here these days, it really does seem like a "Family Christmas".
I haven't seen such excitement since the cat ran up "ye olde x-mas tree" causing it to fall over on my Dad (tee-hee; that was funny)!

So to everyone, please inspect your stockings carefully - rumour has it there will be "keys" to all the locked threads (a movement in the forum which causes much dread)

Aside from my babble, the message is thus:
Have a Great Christmas & a New Year without fuss.

 

hehe there are keys to the locked threads? lol