Just thought it would be fun to hear wack ideas for a protege commercial. Ok heres mine


Commercial begins with P5 pulling up to a hotel but the people see the sign NO VACANCY. then they pull into another NO VACANCY an finally another and still NO VACANCY finally you see the camera pan up to see the back hatch open and girl and guy jump out the back and a caption that says "The new Protege 5 wagon, gets the job done"

 

naked women! thats it. oh i guess you could show the car also.

 

I think the stupidest commercial is that Avalanche commercial. "Hey you wanna change? Sure" and then the guy jumps out of his truck and switches that ugly @ss transformer truck into a truck. and then he says thanks. WTF? You would think that they would actually want to show you a good use for it. Problem was that they couldnt think of one so they tried to make it cool. They get an F. for Fucked up!!!! Now lets see. I would start with a whole lot of hunnies waiting on the side of the road with their tour bus brokendown. then the avalanche pulls up and the guy says get in the back and the girls look at him and one says but we would be so lonley back there. Thats where the change comes in. He jumps out changes the truck and now hes in hunny heaven. Last shot is of the back of the truck with the hunnies conversating with the dude "Me of course" Now thats a commercial!!!

 

The avalanche should come with a free head exam. Cuz anyone that finds that thing good looking has to be screwed in the head.

 

Gets the job done, HAHAHA your not lying i've gotten the job done in the back of my 5

 

Mazda Protege ES 2.0 Liter - $16,220
A.B.S. with Side Airbags - $800
In-Dash CD Changer - $500
Auto Dimming Mirror With Compas and Temperature - $230

Knowing that you own the best compact car on the market - Priceless.

 

A ricer is forever.


Buy the P5 and escape from eternal damnation


"A diamond is forever style"

 

I'll tell you what the lamest commercial is: That damn Dodge truck commercial that has some morons towing their boat; supposedly stuck behind a Porsche 911. "Oh great, stuck behind another one of these...". Even in jest, I find that commercial offensively ridiculous. I think Dodge has some gall to try and even suggest that ANY of their trucks come remotely close to Porsche-- It's not funny. Dodge doesn't have close to enough class to touch Porsche. I don't care how cutesy fast their Viper is. *******.

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Auto makers who choose to build and sell sad quality automobiles offend me to no end. Dodge (thus including Chrysler/Jeep), GM, Ford, Hyundai (thus including Kia), Jaguar...
Bloody bastards!

 

^ I just don't agree with Jaguar, but agree with the rest


My Commercial:...... Just throw a Protege in a whole bunch of twisties with the Civic, Neon, Sentra and a Corolla trailing behind and show a shot of the other cars skidding sideways and fliping hehe.....

 

ProMaster I am glad you mentioned it. I started a thread a while ago about that comercial. Total absurdness. I know bigger is better, but there is also something smaller and faster, and it comes from Zuffenhausen.

As for Makaveli's idea. It would be cool to have a Protege with Moster Truck wheel simply destroying the other Civix, Corollas, and Neons. Or have a normal size Protege next the small die-casts of Civic, Corolla and so ons. And have a huge banners saying, "Size does matter." Or something of that sort.

 

Mine would be:

A bunch of black civics parked and the camera is sliding across from left to right and in between all them civics, theres a silver protege. Or yellow P5...one of those colors that stands out. And the camera stops at the Protege and starts zooming out and you get to see the whole parking lot full of black civics. And then the text comes up and says "Its good to be different."

 

Hmmm...
Slow fade out from darkness. It's night and we hear the engine noise of a quickly accelerating Mazda. Through the misty fog (gotta plug the lights!), we see a P5 wheelin' in the twisties on some dark, remote road.
Cut to a shot of instrument cluster - the tach races to 6500 rpm. Cut to frontal shot of just the wheels as a hairpin curve is negotiated. Cut to rear shot as rear wiper removes the mist and rain.
Cut to an overhead shot of P5, still winding down the road.
Then we show the interior, first the shifter being used, the the steering wheel being racked from side to side. At this point, another noise is heard over that of the motor, it is a "clump, clump" sound.
Show again the negotiation of curves, (clumping sound still there) then cut to rear cargo area - there's an object there, being thrown back and forth with the curve-action. Zoom in closer -
It's the "Zoom-Zoom" Kid, tied up and bound, w/ duct tape on his mouth.
Cut to outside shot as P5 slams on brakes and rapidly stops. Driver exits and opens hatch - zoom out, we are by a cliff overlooking to ocean.
Next shot, the "object" being thrown over cliff.
On Screen font: "Why should gangsta's have all the fun?"

Alternatively, we could use the "wiggly girl" from the Eclipse commercial

 

My Vote is for the wiggley girl!!!! Every time I see her I think of this line "I smell "Sniff Sniff" Skanks.

 

**** that, it should be a bunch of Juggalos round with their Juggalo wagons showing that you can have a fresh ride and still be a broke *** Juggalo, not giving a **** and grabbin your nuts, all painted up with their middle fingers in the air spraying faygo all over the place. Bumping "Much Clown Luv" in the background. Now that would sell some ****.

 

go here...this is my mazda commercial....

http://www.protegeclub.com/forum/sho...&threadid=9972