I have decided to allow you fellow members the honor of sending me birthday gifts. I have outlined acceptable gifts below. Non-acceptable gifts will be shot full of holes and sender will need to re-imburse me for ammo spent. Thanks.

1. Cash, paper bills not coins

2. Tales Of Symphonia (gamecube)

3. Burning Rangers (sega saturn)

4. Panzer Dragoon Saga (sega saturn us or uk version is fine)

5. Ferrari Enzo (only in black, red is unacceptable)

6. lap dance (dancer must be approved prior to dancing)

7. TopGear DVD's (none featuring chevy products)

8. Gift certificates to ProtegeGarage.com

9. Chicken Taco Salad (no tomatos) from Taco bell

10. Baiten Kaitos (gamecube)


other gifts will be accept but are subject to fine if they are not desireable.

p.s. my birthday is Sept. 2nd so you have time to shop.

 

Happy B'day MAtt, I am sending you the Chicken Taco Salad (no tomatos) from Taco bell via USPS, please allow 5 to 7 business days for delivery.....

 

Just to clarify...you did NOT specify US currency...Lap dancer, I can provide that. Again, you did not specify WHO would be doing the approving. Beware what arrives and who knocks on your door.

-Phil

 

P.S.
Holla if you feel different.

 

currency is currency....as long as there's a lot of it.


I like all women.... I like my women like I like my coffee.... black with a big ***.

 

I've never seen big-assed coffee....



I'll give you a napkin if you want it. It has "Arbys" on it.

 

*shot full of holes*

 

lol, You have a BLACK Ferrari Enzo coming your way with everything else on the list inside of it! Hope you like it!

 

hehehe happy Bday man..

oh wait.. umm well for tomorrow.. its still the 1st of september for u guys hey!! hahaha

ur Bday is a nice sunny day!!! *dwon here anyway*

have a good one!!!

 

So Matty...do you feel older today?

 

Happy Birthday, Matty. I just want you to know that I've been working on your gift for several months but I keep experiencing delays beyond my control. I'm shooting for next September.

(j/k)

Live long & prosper, dude.

 

bwahahaha, that hit SO lcose to home!

Karen, i don't feel any older but I'll be damned if I didn't wake up this morning and I've lost SO much hair! WTH is going on??

 

Most "manly" men will lose their hair... something to do with their hormone levels or something

 

too bad top gear dvds would be in PAL and region 2 -_-

 

thats ok, I have a region-free dvd player....besides, Discovery.com has them for sale. US none-the-less.