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Old February-14th-2003 | 12:46 AM
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Moped Smokes C5 Corvette

A hip young man goes out and buys the hottest American sports car available; a brand new C5 Corvette. It costs him $50,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red traffic light. An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car have you got there, son?" The young man replies, "A Corvette - it cost 50 Thou !!"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 180 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly. The moped driver asks,
"Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So
the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right ..... but I think I'll stick with my moped!!" Just then, the light changes to green so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 10 seconds the speedometer reads 110 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and sudenly Whhhoooosssshhhh! Something whips buy him, going much faster!!! "What on earth could be going faster than my Vette?!" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator again and takes the 'Vette up to 130 mph. then, up ahead of him, he sees that its the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Corvette he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 155 mph. Whhhhooooooosssssshhhh!!! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the accelerator and takes the C5 all the way up to 180 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down
on him again. The 'Vette is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly, the moped ploughs into the back of his Corvette, demolishing the rear end. They skid to a halt. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God!! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with
his dying breath... "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror !!!!"
Old February-14th-2003 | 04:47 PM
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Thanks for the chuckle
Old February-18th-2003 | 05:36 PM
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lol sweet
Old February-18th-2003 | 07:34 PM
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thats a scary moped or goped
damm thats fast, i wouldnt wanna spil
Old February-18th-2003 | 07:58 PM
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that's really funny hahaha

good laugh
Old February-18th-2003 | 08:04 PM
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It looks like it would flip backwards... scary . Funny story...Jon
Old February-18th-2003 | 11:13 PM
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holy crap that was sweet.
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