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Old June-15th-2007 | 01:55 PM
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my god this is the all knowing ricer website......lol check it out and read carefully

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ricer
Old June-15th-2007 | 04:22 PM
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LMAO!!!! GREAT FIND!!!


"The word “Ricer” is used chiefly as a noun to describe the driver of the said car, although it is sometimes used to describe the car itself. Variations of this usage include ricer (both vehicle and driver), rice car, rice cooker, rice mobile, 'rice rocket, and the most common ******* ricer idiot loser."
Old June-15th-2007 | 05:55 PM
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Heh, entertaining.

"Add a body kit (but don't paint it)."

Classic.
Old June-15th-2007 | 08:00 PM
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wow, what a flame site. i don't mind a modded civic (or our Proteges for that matter) as long as there's equal or more go for the show. and the show has to be clean.
Old June-15th-2007 | 09:48 PM
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Yeh, but it's Uncyclopedia. It's purpose is to flame and ridicule everything.
Old June-16th-2007 | 11:54 AM
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I spent half the night last night reading articals on that site. there is some real jems.
Old June-16th-2007 | 03:46 PM
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this is probably my favorite part and ive read the whole thing...

Ricer 12 - Yo! If da modz been made it's on my freakin ride foo!

Real Car Enthusiast - Hmmm. Yes... Tell me, does it have a DMX 120 Interloper on it?

Ricer 12 - Errr... No I don't have one of those yet, but I'm thinking 'bout it yo!

Real Car Enthusiast - I just made that up you moron.
Old June-16th-2007 | 04:01 PM
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That is some FUNNY stuff! Great find!

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Old June-16th-2007 | 05:04 PM
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This should be added:

- After market part stickers on your car even though it is completely stock ad infact is probably missing engine parts
- Stickers for parts you don't have
- Carbon fiber parts such as but not limited too... trunks, hoods, shift ****, dashboads, licensce plate frames, license plate holders, racing seats, and even tailights. Its is a known fact that carbon Fiber adds extra vtec and makes you go even faster

Typical ricer:

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Old June-16th-2007 | 05:13 PM
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they did mention having stickers on the car in no way associated to the car as in noss or edlebrock and having no part of the brand in the car......and my favorite or all time for a ricer is a honda with a XR RACINGsticker from wallmart lol pimpin at its best

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This should be added:

- After market part stickers on your car even though it is completely stock ad infact is probably missing engine parts
- Stickers for parts you don't have
- Carbon fiber parts such as but not limited too... trunks, hoods, shift ****, dashboads, licensce plate frames, license plate holders, racing seats, and even tailights. Its is a known fact that carbon Fiber adds extra vtec and makes you go even faster

Typical ricer:
Old June-16th-2007 | 05:24 PM
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True, I just like the line of 'infact is probably missing engine parts'. LoL.
Old June-16th-2007 | 05:40 PM
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yea that is wayy to true for ppl around the south....duck tape can replace anything if done right...you wouldnt believe some of the rednek "fixing" ive seen here
Old June-18th-2007 | 09:55 PM
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i like carbonfiber. and useless exterior bits
Old June-18th-2007 | 10:01 PM
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I'd edit the article and put your photo as example of what a ricer is, but I'm too tired.
Old June-18th-2007 | 11:17 PM
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i am THE ricer. you are only the 2nd biggest ricer



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