Okay - I'm so sorry to do his as I really enjoy Sir Nuke as a board member - he's courteous and always helpful.

But brotha - your welcome message about the fridge and all is starting to wear thin, IMO. This is not a flame - more of a lighthearted ribbing - please don't take me too seriously.

Anyone else wanna chime in? Feel free to tell me shut my trap - but only if you've been on the board for a while and read this welcome message more than 5 or 10 separate times.

I'm just hoping Nuke isn't preparing to open up a Texas-sized can of whoop-***. I'm really posting this in as jokingly serious manner as possible.

 

You no like the fridge? The fridge not good?

We get rid of the fridge.

Sorry, throwback to ancient SNL sketch.

 

its ment for the new ones anyway so just dont read it. when i first got on i thought it was cool and made me feel welcome so i say lets go to the fridge pull out a can of woop *** and give hihoslva a big chug.

 

I didn't get a "fridge" welcome when I joined

 

oh, you lika the fridge, eh? the fridge good, no? yeah, unf, the fridge verry guuud




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I voted for the last one, cuz Sir Nukes gonna whip you good!! haha

 

that was the best sketch... i died every time.

-Jason

 

JDM, really sorry about that.....I will be the first to admitt I am not perfect....and have probably missed a few here and there....but just so you don't feel left out.. :{D

JDM, Welcome to our happy little corner of the net. There is a BIG fridge in the corner with just about anything you can think of in it...help yourself...of course only take what you can LEGALLY have. :{D

make yourself at home on one of the big fluffy couches, kick your shoes off, put your feet up on one of the tables, yes we are allowed to do that here, mom don't care....and take it easy.

oh...btw....every once in a while a food fight breaks out...so you may not want to wear nice clothes here.

Welcome!! :{D

P.S. just ignore HIHOSLVA, he likes to stir the pot now and then.....and I would say something about him being from New York but can't....after all my wife is from New York! lol

*Nuke goes to the fridge in the corner, opens the door, finds a HUGE gooy pie sitting there....scoope it up, sneeks up behind Hihoslva* SMACK!! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!! :{D

 

Hey Nuke! I didn't get a fridge either, but that's cool.. I think it's a nice touch!

What's the deal with the (stash) inserts?

 

OOPS.....i forgot to change those....somewhere else that is the code for a special smiley.... one that is sorta like this :{D


thats all

and thanks for your support!

hiho.... :{Þ lol

 

I'm glad we all have taken this exactly how I meant it. Yep - I'm stirring the pot I guess, but at least it's not explosive material

But - sorry to say, Sir Nuke - your welcome message is losing by a slim margin in the poll. Hmmm...will you come up with a new welcome post if the current one is "voted out"? And no fair "stuffing" the ballot box. And for the record, I have not voted.

Whatever, man - I agree it's a very nice welcome to newbies. I was bored so I decided to give you a poke : - figuratively speaking, of course.

In the words of Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in "GoodFellas" - "make sure you keep stirring the gravy!" Stir, stir, stir.

~HH

 

::cough, cough:: [Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 

well had you been OBSERVENT I changed it already....not much...but changed it none the less.

and like someone else said....if you don't like it...don't read it. :{D

but I know from communicating on the net for many years...new people certainly appreciate getting a warm welcome to somewhere new.


so there ya go!

 

this is similar to the "life of a forum thread"
How many times are we expected to read:
"Hi I'm new here and just wanted to say hello"

I'm surprised Mr. Nuke just doesn't tell noobs to STFU, and to put a fresh 6-pack into the community fridge (dues, i suppose). Oh yeah, GOOD beer, too. Make them bring good beer with perhaps....
"A shrubbery"

 

Hey. We have enough Monty Python in here already. What we need is the juice. The juice good. The thread, a little thin.

 

You no lika the SNL?