Behold the majestic tomato. In the wild, it is a mighty predator.

 

I think that manually masterbating caged animals for use of artificial insemination should be at the career days in high schools

 

replace the bananas with caged animals?

 

the mongoose, nature's assassin.

lol. i love robot chicken

 

a solitary predator, the firetruck stalks his prey....
the firetruck can consumer 5 times its own body weight in food....

the ambulances will have to wait...

 

^^ yes!

p.s. my roommates and I all have bawls in our mouths right now.

srsly

so good

 

and ***** is russion for......????

haha.... moe

 

i miss autox. the 3nd

 

the last event of the season is on Sept 30th here. Last year the late sept event was like 40F, that was a blast!

I only made it to three events before my front sway bar injuries. I need to make it to this last one

 

Saw the nicest 3rd gen FD ever last night. Parked alone in a parking lot under a lamp post - sunlight silver glistening in the pale orange light - far from all the rest of the cars - afraid of the door ding of death.

I don't even want to know how much was spent on it...

 

about threefiddy

 

And then that damned Loch Ness monster came up ..

 

I woke up this morning at 6am to find a fully-functional (no I didn't test it, I'm too straightedge lol) tinnie on the whiteboard

is that weird? lol

 

Coccaine is a hell of a drug

 

screw DARE! if i had known that doing drugs/smoking/drinking would make me have friends and go to parties & clubs and get laid i would've started doing that at 8. but NOOO i had to listen to damn parents and schools and now look where i am. ive had 3 dates my entire life, i have the personality of a stale raddish, nobody can rely on me for anything, i have the IQ of shoe polish, more fingers on my right hand than actual number of friends, and EVERYBODY thinks they can run my life better than i can. everybody i know who's done drugs or are still doing are in a lot better situation than im in (hell some of them teach elementary school & get paid better than i do). now with my luck, if i start doing drugs i'll get addicted, kill some innocent child in a car accident, and end up in the pokie for 25-99. hooray