alright girls and boys

i need money...and i need it fast
i need to raise 241.45 by 6 pm, December 24th 2002

id like to hear any ideas that could get my some money, wether its a dollar, or 20 dollars, anything that is a bill. obviously i dont wanna hear begging or somthing like that, gimme some decent ideas...and by the way, yes i do have a job, i just need more hours. so basically, quick money, ideas, pronto

 

Sell your computer...

 

Start an undergroung fighting club like me.

 

like plasma or... (are you a guy or girl?) eggs/sperm?

 

sell rides in your car

 

Get another job, rake leaves (tis that time of year), sell stuff on Ebay, sell girl scout cookies, etc etc.

 

Sell anything that you know will go on Ebay. But since Dec. 6th is just around the corner, I would say try manwhoring for a while. OK, I am kidding about the last one. But if Ebay does not work out, try local newspaper, or post ads in school for something you can sell.

 

Sell the sperm. There are always adds in the paper offering a couple of hundred bucks for your first donation or something like that (secret to my success ).

Hey, and no needles!

 

a couple hundred? really?

 

Sell your blood plasma. I think you get $50 the first time.

 

$241.45 by 6 pm, December 24th 2002... what did you get a speeding ticket and thats the price for your freedom?
As for suggestions:
- Sell your computer
- Pimp
- be pimped
- sell ****
- grow ganji

 

Now now, before speculations start to fly, he needs the money to free 1.71 dolphins from captivity.

Glad we got that cleared up. Who knows what kind of stupid **** people would start to say....

 

Yeah, I'm glad you cleared it up for us. Now I know the money will be going to good use.