And of course....me some what sober...and then me riding some Toucan and taking a pic of the car while drunk on base...how nice.

 

That's about it....on the way back home (to Alabama) I got caught up in a suprise ambush/roadblock as they made a stop of a blue Durango (if you've followed the news, you've seen the Amber Alert for the Underwood fam). Unfortunately...this wasn't the kidnappers and the kid and his Mom were found dead. It's a terrible world we live in huh?
Anyway, I knew something was up when 2 cruisers past me WITH NO LIGHTS ON except for their maplights (WTF!?) and then this...guns drawn an all:

 

you should've stepped on the chrome!!

 

Ha ha...funny you say that. For those who DON'T know...stepping on the chrome in Basic Training is a no-no...a HUGE no-no. There's a chrome slab that runs in to each bay of the dorm. The dorm has 2 bays (A-Bay & B-Bay). Brooke, the guy's sister (EVEN AFTER WARNING HER half a dozen times) stepped on dude's chrome....while he was standing right there. Poor guy....the trainees have to polish that thing to a shine...like a brand new intercooler shine...and she scuffed it...dude did crazy push ups...ha ha!!

 

and he would haveto reshine it and get that scuff off.. that takes alot of time and effort

i bet he had to do diamonds right?

(usually tranees are called "baby flight", "rainbows", a t.i. known as officer Tingle usually hates them because " they walk like a friggen ocean waves, heads bobbling up an down, what the **** is their problems!")


i know quite a bit from my brothers experience and soon enough it will be my turn to join.. maybe the marines.. alot wors in basic..

word of warning to those going into the great AIR FORCE. do not cuss do not make fun of anyone.they will break your self esteem. dont wear air force shirts the first day. you will not impress them at all. DO NOT talk to your trainer with "sir" sandwiches.(like " sir, i am "your name". sir!".. you will go through hell doing so..do not get smart with the T.I's at all.. they may not be able to physically harm you (unless you do, then they can beat your mthr fkng ***) . but they can get as close to you as possible and yell commands and insults.. when your doing either good or bad(depending on mood of T.I) they will mess with your squad when doing push ups (instance... yelling " on your face!!!... get up!!!.. on your face!!!. get up!!) as long as they want... and fellow rainbows of the first and second weekers should not give up on exercises. this will result as the whole squad to start over and over untill it is done... and if your about to go into the military dont believe the bull sh** tape they show you.. ask for the REAL tape. and if they have church on sunday.. go to it.. after aweeks yellign and training it will be a good place to sleep.. or do some religous practices and worship

good luck to those and if your thinking about doing it just for collage money.. think twice,, it aint gonna be easy for you!

 

You hit it right on the nose....and ummm...all I learned in basic was how to fold my underwear and make hospital corners on my bed....seriously.

Oh yeah...and now I'm an alcoholic...yes all thanx to our military.

Oh wait...I'm trained to kill ppl too...forgot about that.

 

during worrior week.. did anyone accedentally put the (i think they still use) m16 on its 3 shot burst... man do not do that eaither... they will send you back a few weeks.. and do not do stupid isht so you miss graduation.. the worst thing is if your in worrier week and (lets say) aim your gun at someone... back to zero week or dishonarably discharged. and a new flight... my brother was in flight 321...
one of worst (basicly most harsh) training flight....

oh yeah JDM-P5.. in basic, did anyones mom's send food or civilian clothing... that is a good time to laugh (to those who dont get it.. you mom or granparents or whatever,, send you anything edible or non military related [*any cards, birthday ect.. will be accepted as well as mail letters.. meaning you will not get in trouble at all] you get in trouble for it and you will be yelled at and only you will be forced to do exercises on the spot...

 

Hmmm....brownies were sent by someones GrandMother...poor guy...he was forced to eat as many as he could in 1 minute...no liquids to wash it down...yah...he puked.

Ummm, 321 to the best of my knowledge was known as "Candyland" because they all had it easy...again this was just about 4 years ago.

Pictures...oh boy...God forbid wifey or your girl send you some "naughty pics"....better to print them out on paper directly off your pc..if not, the TI can feel the photo paper...and will open them on the spot....if you are wondering...this happened to me....it was THE MOST EMBARRASSING thing ever...my girls boobies and poonani for my TI (really all the TI's saw 'em I'm guessing) to see....ha ha....man, when she came to my graduation, my TI kept on heckling me....I never had the heart to tell her....man that chic was bangin' too.

Man...wow...basic WAS actually somewhat fun....memories.

 

oh god that would be embarassing..

yeah i've been told t.i.'s can tell if you have pics and they will get other t.i.'s to look at them... and they will also question you about the pics and what your relation with them is

 

Well...amateur shots of boobies and teh 'nani...will make anyone's eyebrows raise...lol.

 

lol.. by any chance do you have that picture on hand.. maybe you could ehhh, put it on this sight

 

Ha ha....negative.

 

lol,, got it major payne

 

 

Looks like you had fun man. I love road trips. I am taking leave to the states in May and all its going to be is one big Eastcoast road trip.