This guy make Jamie Kennedy look like a pro! Here's a sample of his mad beats:

Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword

It's so bad it's hilarious! www.illmitch.com

I think something's wrong with the pictures on the site, but you can still download the songs.

 

I've seen that guy before... Totally funny! Here's another:

Notorious MSG