A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took
off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day.

 

hahahaha, I know that feeling buddy!!

 

thats good...

 

Heres another good one:

A kid in his rice rocket is roaring down the road about 15 over the limit. As he rises over a hill, he's caught in the sights of a State Trooper. Everyone knows the first words that entered his mind. Anyway, the lights come on and the poor kid is pulled over in short order. The trooper, a big, mean looking guy, stomps up to the window and says sarcastically to the kid: "I've been waiting for you all day boy." Without missing a beat, the kid looks up at the officer and replies: " I know and I'm sorry officer, I got here as fast as I could!" The officer let the kid off with a warning.

 

haha... I'd never be able to think up some stuff like that. I'd be too mad that I'd gotten caught.

 

I have heard the old man one, but not the kid. That was funny! Not to change the subject but we have all gottin stopped before. SO the ? is what did you say to get out of one?

I was in my MR2 one day and on my way to work I took a turn to fast and spilt a 44oz coke in my lap. I turned a round and was on the way home and was stopped doing 80 in a 50. He asked that all to well known question, Whats the hurry? I told him I had a blader problem and was on the way to the doc office and couldn't hold it! He looked at me funny gave me my license back and just left. Didn't say any thing. I think he was trying to leave befor he laugh in my face.

 

lol awesome...i wouldn't know what to say

 

I have never talked my way out of a speeding ticket. But, I haven't been caught for about 6
years, either.

 

I STILL haven't been able to talk my way out of one. One of my friends' ex boyfriend's was a cop. He said if a girl was to try to obviously come on to him to get out of a ticket it wouldn't work. He'd STILL give her one. That kinda runs in the back of my mind when I get pulled so I just bite the bullet and take the ticket.

 

i wouldn't tell my GF i would let a hot girl out of a ticket, that is just asking for trouble.

 

I agree with infrno!

 

Anyone ever see the movie 'The Bad Lieutenant' ?
Specifically, the scene where Harvey Keitel pulls over the two girls...or was it one, I can't remember...

 

*considers* This is a good point, but I think she's bi, so I'm not sure it would matter. Don't know.