the hanging from a tree with their ***** gave it away

 

This one is actually true!!

 

.I wouldnt be surprised if this one was true

 

but you gotta wonder who drank **** to find out?

 

Ha ha....

 

Jep it is. Also had a chipped tooth and 4 scars!

 

Well of COURSE that's not true... it was "Ye Olde Balle and Chaine." Six of 'em, in fact.

 

Wow, I was gonna try some of those.

 

Actually, the magnetic poles are moving, but I doubt they're moving anywhere near kansas!

I'm a fool for believing some of those, I'd admit it. Especially the farting underwater thing.

 

Just told my assistant the bit about the Jai Alai origins... He said it could not be true... I told him to read it himself...

He's left to work at another location today... By now he should be spreading the story...

 

McHaggis and the 86 penguins in one sitting were pretty good. I think I'll send that to some people, see what they say.

 

* The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.


.....but then I read the line below it

lol gg

 

Wow talk about usless information!! i am going to email that list to some people at work

 

that took me a while to read. then when i read the part where theyre false, i was like wtf? i spent 10 minutes for nothing? you bastard. lol

 

ditto