Check this out.. Pretty true lol

> General Motors and Bill Gates...
> In a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
> computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "...if GM had kept up
> with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be
> driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon...." In response to
> Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating,: "If GM
> had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with
> the following characteristics:"
> 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
> 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy
> a new car.
> 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
> have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut
> off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
>
> For some reason you would simply accept this.
> 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
> car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
> reinstall the engine.
> 5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "Car NT,"
> but then you would have to buy more seats.
> 6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
> five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would only run on five
> percent of the roads.
> 7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
> replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.
> 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.
> 9. The airbag system would ask "are you sure?" before deploying.
> 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
> and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
> turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
> 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand
> McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor
> want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the
> car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a
> target for investigation by the Justice Dept.
> 12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to
> drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the
> same manner as the old car.
> 13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

 

lol, pretty funny. where'd you get that? they sure had a lot of time on their hands to come up with such colorful insight...

aah, but the mac built cars would come with built in dvd-burners!

 

Hahaha

That is hillarious, haha

I gotta send this to other people....

 

It came from my aunt, she sends like 10 dumb emails a day, once in a while there will be a good one, like this lol.. Someone DEFINITELY had a lot of time on their hands, gotta love the analogies lol

 

Number 9 is great.

 

that's my favorite one as well......funny stuff

 

 

good stuff...and it certainly makes a point.....and a good one too!

 

ahahahahahhaha
excellent! thats a good one i havent seen it b4 worth a laughf

 

That's my favorite too. That was the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. TOO FUNNY.

 

funny stuff....good to read that again

 

shoulda added this quote in there somehow

"Windows is now installing software for an Unknown Device"