Okay fellas, don t laugh too hard at me for this one okay. Saturday night my wife was supposed to be working late. So I, being a man wanted to check out some Prono. ( that is spanish for porno if your wife or girl is around) P R O N O! To Make the story a little shorter, my wife came home and I was spankin the mokey all over the place watching a movie (prono) She got off work early to take me out to dinner. She was pissed and I was laughing my *** off trying to be serious about the situation but it wasnt working. I guess im not gettin any for a while. She tells me I can go spank it. ( with no movie) Damn! Anyway, she really is mad.

 

ahhahahahah its ok man. We all do it once ina while.

 

LOL! That is some funny **** man!

See, my woman would just take over for me, or even hop right on if her mood was right!

 

Ha thats some good ****. I need a woman. although I just shagged in my car on thursday

 

I dont get why they get so mad when that happens at least your not out with another chick you know...

 

could have been your mom.....

 

Reminds me of Old School. Any one blind folded come out of the bathroom? I know some one whose mom walked in on him doing the deed right at climax. He told me he was like, "Ah, ah, oh ****!" And then jumped to other side of the bed.
I can't believe she got mad at you just for that!


MisterT

 

Unfortunatley, women seem to take it personally - like we're flogging it because we DON'T want them, or - WHY are we rubbing one out when we COULD be having the "real thing".

Oh well, they just don't get it. We're men, goddammit - we build ****, we break ****, we grow hair on our faces and we jerk off. It's just the way it is - it's what men do.

The same way that we don't understand how a menstrual woman can go from laughter to tears to rage in a matter of 20 seconds. But, noooooooo - are WE allowed to get pissed at THEM? Of course not.

Why?

They can't help it - it's how they are made.

LISTEN UP GALS - WE CANNOT HELP IT EITHER!! IT'S HOW WE ARE MADE!!

Deal with it, and stop being offended. It's got nothing to do with you.

~HH

 

When my I was dating someone and she was on the rag, I would do the deed to relieve myself. She came in afterwards and say nonchalantly, "So what picture did it to you?" (Porno mag)

MisterT

 

I can now die, I have just read the funniest story ever!!

 

Well we all know that women say they dont do it but we know better than that! I wouldnt mind if my wife fanger banged herself! That would be pretty cool to watch too. (I just havent cought her yet) I found myself starting to try and make up like I did something wrong? Then I said **** THAT! Ill **** my ******* pudd if I want to! Its my ole ***** and ***** and ill damn well make a Milkshake if I feel like it. Anyway, I still didnt get any today.

 

Okay, now im pissed god dangit! Im on the comp and its like 10:40 pm and my moms comes out of her room and says " what are you doing"? and I said " im on Protegeclub" She says "dont make a mess on the computer table" Ima ******* choke my wife yo! She told on me for bitch slappin my wiener! Thats fucked up!

 

LOL ! Thats some funny ****

You need to look at JAKE STEED !!!!!!

Thats some good DVD's

He even sings and makes his own beats lol hehehehehe

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who in hear knows about Jake Steed !

 

Damn your own mother knows now. I would get her back. one word. REVENGE

 

Why the hell would your gf or soon to be ex girlfriend do a thing like that??? What did your mom think of her telling her something like that? If any thing and I was your mom, I would freak out at the gf for telling me that kind of information.

MisterT