Its my wife. and her and my moms are like best friends and ****. Im gonna get revenge...........dont worry bout that. I need to go and read the "cheater" thread again. LOL. I guess now I can ********** in broad daylight while everyones here. Be watching TV with my wife and mom and just whip it out and smack it! Who cares now huh? I think ill do that.

 

Did you see post on the craziest member, I nominate you! I know you are only kidding or hope so! My ex used to be cool about viewing that type of material. As long as I wasn't flirting or cheating (which i never did)it was cool. The most awkward moment? Two months in to dating her, her dad calls me upstairs to show me something on his computer. It was ****! I was so uncomfortable about it being I was dating her daughter for crying out loud. He tried to loan me videos and stuff and I refused. Can you imagine trying to get that past her sister and mom?!?!?!?! That is some fucked up ****!! He would tell her he hopes she doesn't wait until she is married to have sex and then turn around and say keep me proud (that she is a virgin, when she wasn't). A lot of the problems we had stemmed back to him. Not that he messed with her physically or sexually, but being around him when he was so open about sex and yelling at her mom when she would hold out. She too (my ex) developed a "I can use this to gain things" approach when it came down to it. It was messed up and one of the many things of what ruined the relationship.

MisterT

 

No, I am not kidding. I will pull it out and fondle it right in front of them. I dont really care now. Im gonna watch O.C tonight and smack my Doo Dad right then and there. That'll give the bitches something to talk about! LOL. Maybe ill post pics later! LOL!

 

Yikes!

 

Just make sure that when you do take pics that u make it on another thread with a HUGE warning saying "pics of my ****" so I KNOW not to click on it.

 

Well, I watched O.C with my wife tonight. My mom was not here by the way. I started rubbing my pants and making femy noises when the Dudes were fighting. LOL! My wife was all like what the hell!? Then I started smacking and she flew off the handle and went to her sisters house! Thats Great! The funniest/grossest thing Ive ever done as far as shes concerned. I wish you guys couldave seen her face. It was hilarious!................Duncan

 

oh...my.... duncan you are a crazy man. She actually stormed out of the house cuz you started smacking it?

 

What's this world coming to? A man can't even smack it in his own house anymore...

 

Yup, she ****** left dog! Tomorrow, ill watcha Barney video and wack off while shes getting ready to go to work! "But your Honor, I just cant take all the Jerking off anymore" I can see it now.....................Duncan AKA Spankdaddypudsalot. LOL!

P.S.
Im not ******* kiddin here! This **** is for real yo!

 

wow this is getting really interesting and crazy. keep us posted man! Just hope she sticks with you through this.

 

LOL.......You said "stick"

 

hahaha move over everybody .,.. Bruce needs to take his bow ...

Who made the cheater thread ... haaa haaaa haaa and the crowd goes wild .....

Bruce you are king ... Bruce you are king ....

haahahhahaha
get revenge

 

Revenge kicks ***!

 

Wowzers, I guess she was mad at the fact that you were rubbing it in her face (no pun intended). Does she talk to you any more? If she ever comes around, you can go to the bathroom when she is outside of the door to take a leak and she will here you. Wait a few seconds and then start saying, "Oh...Yeah...Who's your daddy?!" LMFAO But just don't blame me for being the cause of your divorce!

MisterT

 

Just tell her you are trying to prevent cancer