I dont understand either. Women i tell ya. Like there are two of my er erm hoes and I cant stand them sometimes and im a complete *** to them. A total jerk. For some reason they always wanna go out on a date all the time and want to talk to me! But noooo when Im a gentlemen and **** they end up leaving you after one date. LADIES!!! please tell us what to do

 

Yea ladies help out what are we all doing wrong..

 

Dude I know exactly where you are coming from. I dated this girl for 11 months. Before me she dated the "bad boys" and said she was never happy in any of her relationships. Everybody tells me Im nice guy, they all say Im a swetheart...blah blah blah. I treated her with respect, like a woman should be treated. Did the whole flower thing, opened doors for her yada yada yada. She told me she loved me and that I made her very happy. She said I was a great boyfriend and that she could not ask for anyone better. Hell she even said she would marry me. Then all of a sudden she dumps me. She said Im too nice and too easy to take advantage of. WTF!? She said she wants to be friends. I say **** that. Now shes hangin around with this guy who shes always told me was "just her friend". Hes one of those "bad boy" types. ****** bitch. I don't understand it at all. Why the **** would she leave me and our perfect relationship that she was so happy in for this guy? Its been hard for me, I mean I was going to marry her. Now she acts like I dont exist and nothing ever happened between us. She wont even answer my calls. ****, Im so pissed at her.

 

You want to hear worse I always seem to make friends with these great girls everything I want but then they all use the worlds worst phase "your like my big teddybear" NOOOOOO what that means is there is no way in hell she will hook up with me Its like **** you are everything they say they want and then they **** you and not in the good way in the double elphant no lube way..

 

Man that is SOOOO true!! Same here!

When I treat girls really nice, from the heart, I get accused of cheating, lieing, and being fake. I don't understand it. It's like they want us to be mean.

I remember I was messing with this girl. It was about a month, but I was really nice to her and crap. Well, she was ALWAYS talking with her friends and her sister. She came and told me that after talking to her girlfriends, she can see right through me. She said she can tell I would cheat on her. I was too nice to be honest. I was like WTF? are you f@cking kidding me? So I'm not allowed to be nice?

 

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that is why i am am never getting married or attached to a chick. they are only good for sex

 

Nice guys finish last

*True Story*

A few months ago I was kinda seeing this girl. I liked her a lot, she was really sweet, had all the goods. I was always so nice to her. Opening doors, compliments all the time, buy her little things here and there... All that sorta stuff.

So we're hanging out at my place one night, and she tells me she doesn't want to see me anymore (not quite so bluntly, but that's the gist)... Needless to say my nice guy exterior cracked and my needs-anger-management side came out, I got mad and punched a hole through my bedroom door (my apartment is really shitty, the doors are practically two sheets of veneer), and told her to walk home because I didn't want to talk to her anymore.

So the next day she calls me, I didn't really feel like talking to her, but being the nice guy that I am, why not... She told me some **** like she didn't know about my 'other side', and she told the other guy she doesn't want to see him anymore, she wants to keep seeing me.... Two words "No thanks"

Sure, I have some anger problems, but if anything I'm embarrased when they come out (which is rarely anyway), I don't need a girlfriend who stuck around because I can yell and punch stuff... Man, and I thought guys were supposed to be the shallow ones

 

The part that sucks for me is that I don't know how to act like a dick to women, I usually am a step above the rest (or so I think)

 

Females definitely bring out the ultimate rage out in us for sure. I have always been nice, and respected females to the highest degree… EVEN for some brought them little things here and then … When your extremely nice nothing good seems to come out of it …
I heard it all, I had one female tell me I was too nice and sweet and that she wanted a thug. WTF man LOL.
Another telling me I didn’t touch her enough, and this was the first week together. You cant even be a gentleman without hearing the, “ You to good to be true speech”. Like it’s a dying breed to be a gentleman. It was also so funny like someone posted that you get called gay for being sweet and nice. Which is so true, or they call you a pimp and don’t trust you. WTF !!!
I remember having a crush on this girl called Patrice a long time ago, and me and this other guy called Marcus were competing for her. Now check out the stats of us to.

Shawn (Which is me)
Height - 5’11
Weight - 157 pounds
Car – 2002 Protégé 5
High School - GRADUATED
College – Test Technology College
Job – Jr Network Administrator
Salary – About $32,000 at the time
Stats - Very respectful to females and always treated her out to lunches and movies and even brought her some clothes, she said we were both cute and she didn’t know who to pick

Marcus (The Competitor)
Height – 5’11
Weight – 169
Car – NONE
High School – DIDN’T GRADUATE
College – Only in a distant dream
Job – Unknown
Salary - $100 a year
Stats - Fake thug wannabe that smokes and drinks all day, doesn’t care for his future and hates me because I am far more superior than he is. His main focus is sex and attempting to hustle tiny amounts of weed

I surpassed him in every aspect except being a fake thug, she said we where both cute, but guess who lost this bout

GO FIGURE !

I lost for no reason !!!!!! And now they talking about getting married and shyt hahahahahahaha !
This FOO Broke and doesn’t have a GED and I lost to that, I really had to sit down and think what they hell I didn’t wrong to lose to him, maybe I threw up and poured wip cream in it and re ate it. LOL

Next time your with a girl just buy some gummi bears, and throw a handful to the front row and act bad ***, and cuss and disrespect people and smack her in the face. You might even keep her longer that way

 

funkdaddysmack

LOL

I did that with a full bottle of One A Days vitiamins

I threw a baseball pitch at the wall and it went threw.

Thats some major leauge baseball stuff right there 110 mph pitching LOL, you did some Hulk type stuff, or bruce lee

But i understand how you feel man, we get pushed to that level with women

 

Its funny now, but its so true when it comes to gettin a girl.

 

i don't understand girls, apparently they really, really don't understand guys. i don't go lookin for love anymore, too pissed off. Not a player. i hate when people pull that "hate the game, not the player" crap. Funny on Bad Boys 2 but bullshit.

I have a love hate relationship with all girls lately. I'm just so sick of "the game" that i'd rather spend all my time being nice to my girl friends (not girlfriends) and doing things for them then dealing with this ****. Oh, and that crap about girls being more mature than men. Well i'd say they are just as immature.

 

Women really **** me off. Just because you drive a nice car they think that you're fake. I just can't get over it. I experienced the you think your all that many a times. What have all of us been thinking "be successful". I guess that was just for losers. This has made me ponder these options
1. should I just get rid of my nice car and drive a piece shti.
2. should I just drop out of school and become a hustler.

If I want a girl I guess I have to do both.

Maybe this could be the new me.

 

LOL...oh yeh, I'll pimp that ride...


ARE ANY FEMALES READING THIS? We love and hate you at the same time...lol