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Old May-1st-2002 | 03:31 AM
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oh god I forgot about grbage pail kids wow thats old and boy did it suck lets see what else

OH THE WORST MOVIE EVER IS

A crack in teh floor

the killer throws a pick axe and you see it go about 5 feet away from teh person to the right or left and next thing you know yup it hits her smack dab in the middle of hte back, and it has slater from saved by the bell.. and the worst part is "so does she smoke? slater or some guy replys "just my beef joint" I laughjed because that was such a retarded line

you know that whole thing about a thousand monkeys at athousand typewriters, well it's not true they all just end up writing a crack in teh floor..

the only way I would ever say watch it is to show people that it really is THAT bad...

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Old May-1st-2002 | 10:22 AM
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By far the worst movie ever was High Stakes. It has a ferrari and lamborghini on the cover, and it talks about an underground crew that is steeling cars, and when you watch the movie the main car they steal is a 1990ish Honda Civic,because they wanted to screw some girl over. It had rust all over it. The nicest car in the movie was some BMW parked on the street. Talk about false advertisement.
Old May-1st-2002 | 10:43 AM
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Originally posted by mixmaster_matt
By far the worst movie ever was High Stakes. It has a ferrari and lamborghini on the cover, and it talks about an underground crew that is steeling cars, and when you watch the movie the main car they steal is a 1990ish Honda Civic,because they wanted to screw some girl over. It had rust all over it. The nicest car in the movie was some BMW parked on the street. Talk about false advertisement.
When did that movie come out? I searched on www.imdb.com and they have about 5 movies named that...

http://us.imdb.com/Tsearch?high+stakes
Old May-2nd-2002 | 03:10 AM
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The most unrealistic movie I ever saw was Driven. It was so ridiculous I could not even believe it

I just watched Fridady the 13Th part 9 Jason goes to hell again last night. It is so stupid. I don't understand how it could scare anyone. I can't wait to see Jason X. I think Ebert said it was was the worst movie in his memory.
Old May-2nd-2002 | 03:40 AM
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I agree Driven was rediculous! The wrecks were so stupidly fake I almost stopped watching it.
Old May-2nd-2002 | 05:00 AM
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jason x is pretty lame, but then again, so are all the other jason movies. but he is pretty bad@ss in this one. the acting sucked tho. what else is new?

travis, ebert might be right on that one. but the "new" jason kinda saved the movie.
Old May-2nd-2002 | 05:00 AM
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What was the **** with the quarters too? How the **** could he even see a quarter rounding a turn at 100+ mph? Also, could a quarter stick to a tire spinning that fast. If an F1 or CART car can do 220+ mph in a straight away I doubt anything could "stick" to the tires.

The best part was the end. I can't believe I actually saw the end. Stalone is amazing. He kept up with 1st adn 2nd place for a few miles with a destroyed front tire, wheel, and suspension. that was awesome.

I love how they through in the **** love story for the girls too. the movie sucked
Old May-5th-2002 | 05:13 PM
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With out a doubt, Freddy got Fingered. I can watch just about anything, but I had to turn this one off. Half hour of tom green is plenty
Old May-5th-2002 | 07:18 PM
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You are right. I didn't even watch the whole movie it was so bad. Dude Wheres my Car was also a terrible movie.
Old May-5th-2002 | 08:38 PM
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as for driven i think its good and some of those wrecks are real. You should watch the special features. The wreck in the rain where the car used another car as a ramp is real. The really jumped a car by using a car as a ramp. The ninth gate pissed me the hell off. The ending was weak. He screwed the devil and then walked into the light emitting from a door in the middle of no where. WTF??? I think that Pootie Tang takes the cake as worst movie ever though. A terrible piece of **** is what it takes to get me to leave the movie early, especially after paying $8 to see it.
Old May-5th-2002 | 10:27 PM
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nobody mentioned the cable guy yet.

Only movie I ever demanded that the theatre give me my money back for.

they did too, even the ticket counter guy said it sucked
Old May-5th-2002 | 11:24 PM
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HAHAH I got you all beat. I can't believe I didn't realize this earlier.......



Old May-6th-2002 | 02:04 AM
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c'mon sweeden... cool as ice was a damn cool movie... you know vanilla ice was the **** in that movie. he beat up the bad guy, and got the girl... what's not to like about it?! lol. and battlefield earth has got to be the dumbest ******* movie. i'm still pissed off that I paid to see it in the theatre.
Old May-6th-2002 | 02:06 AM
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Originally posted by protetype
c'mon sweeden... cool as ice was a damn cool movie... you know vanilla ice was the **** in that movie. he beat up the bad guy, and got the girl... what's not to like about it?! lol. and battlefield earth has got to be the dumbest ******* movie. i'm still pissed off that I paid to see it in the theatre.
Damn man, you're right. What was I think I thinkin? I'm sorry for hatin' on ya Ice.
Old May-6th-2002 | 02:07 AM
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Originally posted by Sweedenhouse


Damn man, you're right. What was I think I thinkin? I'm sorry for hatin' on ya Ice.
Just don't let it happen again!



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