got spanked by a 03 Lincoln LS
July-17th-2003 | 01:54 AM
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From: Dallas Texas
got spanked by a 03 Lincoln LS
Coming home from grocery store an hour ago and at the red light this old bag was looking at me all stupid. She thought I was gonna let her over(her lane merged into mine in about a 100') When we got the green I floored it and all 1.6 litres were humpin like hell. No match was it for the 3.7 liter V8 putin out 285hp. She flew past me and almost took my hood off. Anyway, I got to the house and heres this ******* car sitting in my parking spot! She was all smiling and stuff. Little did she know I wanted to stick my finger through her ******* Jugular, I hate it when my mom does that ****. She really thinks she the ****! (Biiiatch).............Duncan
Atleast my story is true!
Atleast my story is true!
July-17th-2003 | 02:21 AM
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From: La Dee Da Land
Re: got spanked by a 03 Lincoln LS
Originally posted by duncanslx
Coming home from grocery store an hour ago and at the red light this old bag was looking at me all stupid. She thought I was gonna let her over(her lane merged into mine in about a 100') When we got the green I floored it and all 1.6 litres were humpin like hell. No match was it for the 3.7 liter V8 putin out 285hp. She flew past me and almost took my hood off. Anyway, I got to the house and heres this ******* car sitting in my parking spot! She was all smiling and stuff. Little did she know I wanted to stick my finger through her ******* Jugular, I hate it when my mom does that ****. She really thinks she the ****! (Biiiatch).............Duncan
Atleast my story is true!
Coming home from grocery store an hour ago and at the red light this old bag was looking at me all stupid. She thought I was gonna let her over(her lane merged into mine in about a 100') When we got the green I floored it and all 1.6 litres were humpin like hell. No match was it for the 3.7 liter V8 putin out 285hp. She flew past me and almost took my hood off. Anyway, I got to the house and heres this ******* car sitting in my parking spot! She was all smiling and stuff. Little did she know I wanted to stick my finger through her ******* Jugular, I hate it when my mom does that ****. She really thinks she the ****! (Biiiatch).............Duncan
Atleast my story is true!
Ahhahahahaha got spanked by yo momma,just like you were a little boy again hahahahahah
July-17th-2003 | 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by funkdaddysmack
I'm a big fan of the lincoln LS. They have the potential to be awesome sport-sedans... V8, rear wheel drive, rear independent suspension... Oh yea...
I'm a big fan of the lincoln LS. They have the potential to be awesome sport-sedans... V8, rear wheel drive, rear independent suspension... Oh yea...
July-18th-2003 | 02:30 AM
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Originally posted by duncanslx
It is a pretty bad *** car. Hers is midnight gray metallic. Sport shifter, black leather, got the chrome 16" five spoke wheels. Its cool. I only got to drive it once.
It is a pretty bad *** car. Hers is midnight gray metallic. Sport shifter, black leather, got the chrome 16" five spoke wheels. Its cool. I only got to drive it once.
July-18th-2003 | 08:54 AM
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Originally posted by Styl'nProfile'n
sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.
sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.
On a side note, which is faster/quicker, your msp or your BPT LX???
July-18th-2003 | 03:06 PM
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Originally posted by Styl'nProfile'n
sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.
sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.
and like funkdaddysmack said, they do not come in MSP's
The MSP's (correct me if i am wrong) only come in manual's
Higher end protege's and P5's DO come with sport shifters incase you are wondering
BTW, duncanslx
That was funny as hell
July-18th-2003 | 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by Styl'nProfile'n
sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.
sport shifter? you mean that sorta thing where you kinda shift but theres no clutch pedal and theres the plus and minus sign thing goin on. do the msp's have that? just a question i've been itching to ask.
July-18th-2003 | 06:31 PM
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From: Atlanta, GA
The LS is a very sweet car. I've wanted one since they came out. Now if only they'd provide the option of a manual transmission with the V8, then I'd be set, but there's only the auto and the sport-shift (semi-auto).
