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Old January-16th-2003 | 07:50 PM
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Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!

Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Old January-16th-2003 | 08:42 PM
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Dude you must be pretty bored to post this ****
Old January-16th-2003 | 10:11 PM
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That wasn't even remotely funny.
Old January-16th-2003 | 11:14 PM
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Originally posted by MazspeedPro
Dude you must be pretty bored to post this ****
You must be pretty bored to reply...
Old January-17th-2003 | 02:37 AM
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Re: Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!

Originally posted by ProtegesRPOS's
Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Dude, I was driving on a deserted road and all of a sudden these lights were behind me. I turned around and it was my friend lighting a pipe. He had a silly grin on his face and somehow managed to gurgle out "Dude, this **** that ProtegesRPOS's smokes is some good ****. Kekekee"
Old January-17th-2003 | 03:17 AM
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Re: Raced a UFO --- Out of this world!!!!!

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Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Old January-17th-2003 | 09:09 AM
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I don't think it's as bad as 90% of the stuff in this section. Probably has a truth factor equivalent to most of the stuff in this section in my opinion.
Old January-17th-2003 | 08:08 PM
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Was driving through New Mexico in my 13B 323 when I saw a flash of light in my rearview mirror...so I figured...this chump wants to race!!!! So I was completely hyped..from the shape of the lights I thought it was a Suzuki Aerio and I was like WORD I can beat him. The next thing I know, this crazy spaceship was beside me at the light and showing off these hot to def APC stickers so naturally I blipped my throttle and launched. I sooooo dusted him off the line!!!! I pulled at least three spaceship lengths on him. I was doing about 95 when I finally made my 2-3 shift and the spaceship was starting to walk me cause it had mad top end...I was pissed. So I armed my nitrous and let it rip. Next thing I know this blind curve comes up....and I'm doin about 143.225 when I jump on my brakes....luckily I just had PepBoys install these fake cross-drilled rotor covers and they helped my car stop like I dropped an anchor. All the UFO could do was fly by with what looked to be hazard lights. Oh well..hope I see ET again cause I'll dust his ***!!!!
Were you just cruising with your girl and listening to some tunes before hand? Because you know, this isn't an official race story unless you mention those facts.
Old January-17th-2003 | 09:15 PM
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I wonder about the plausability of a 13B 323. That'd be pretty cool
Old January-18th-2003 | 01:12 PM
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Originally posted by Chastan


You must be pretty bored to reply...
You most be pretty bored to reply to his reply!! haha jk
Old January-19th-2003 | 03:08 AM
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Hey i thought it was funny! geez i hate how so many people in these forums are so pissy! Somebody's always gotta bash on the post... I can see it being a little annoying if it was totally made up - but he's making a point (one that i agree with). All the stupid fake crap and strobe lights etc etc on cars is getting ridiculous. Saying that he acually though it was a UFO made ME laugh! That's called witty humor!
Old January-19th-2003 | 11:13 AM
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I now think that all of you are dumb *****. Did you not read his name "ProtegesRPOS's" lets look at this closer Proteges R P.O.S's
so the Protege are a peace of ****


He got that last laugh.


Old January-19th-2003 | 08:22 PM
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Maybe ProtegesRPOS's really just means - Proteges R Pimpin on Spaceships?" Or Maybe Dr. Phil is just wearing off on me.

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Old January-20th-2003 | 04:58 AM
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Originally posted by sweetprotege93

You most be pretty bored to reply to his reply!! haha jk
her reply, actually...
Old January-20th-2003 | 03:17 PM
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Originally posted by Chastan


her reply, actually...
Yea actually I was !



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