whats with the rice jokes? after all, you people (you know who you are) are using a rice rocket to beat others. you should be thrown back into your ford taurus and have ME rape you with the rice rocket. and after you have your *** handed to you, i'll rant and ramble as you do, and celebrate with a giant rice cake. *clears throat* anywho, im just irritated because some white boy at the movie theater ticked me off and i'm tryin to quit smoking. ok, so i'm at the movies with my girlfriend goin to see bruce almighty. we're looking for our seats and stuff, and the fast and furious movie trailer comes on the screen. then i hear someone in the crowd yell: "ricers suck". ok, so i defend the reputation and yell back "yea but you drive our cars and ****** our women". the crowd laughs, and me and my female sit down. the trailer is still on-and the part comes up where the lancer zips right between the two trailor trucks and the mustang tails him and gets trampled. so i yell "HA HA". ok, about 2 hours (more or less) later, the movie is finished. the kid (i suppose it was him. eminem's pre-pubescent twin) along with some friends found me, some little high school punks with probably just a learners permit comes up with his puerto rican friends with pimples and peach fuzz as facial hair ask if i wanted to race. i'm like, ok, so we all meet at town fair tire where theres an outlet for the bridge thats about half a mile long. the white boy had a 2nd gen eclipse with a big fart can, 25 shot of nitrous (so he claims), body kit and intake. i think he bought it modified because he still had a temp. plate on the back windsheild (from the junkyard they call the "mitsubishi dealership"). the typical high school boy modifications. his little beaner friends where in the pimped out-no faster than a bicycle-mitsubishi mirage and a pretty little cavalier with exhaust, intake, port polish, 16's and again, a claimed "turbo manifold". and i STRESS those quotation marks. i didnt bother to ask them to pop the hood. the car probably could have fallen apart. anywho, we get out on the strip - 3 lanes: cavalier, eclipse and me. 1 of the beaners flag us to start. I hit the friction point dead on, and start hauling ***. the shift to second sucked cuz by then, the cavalier caught up to my drivers side door. little mistake but not the end of the world because as soon as i put it in third i left him about 3 1/2 - 4 car lengths behind. by now, the eclipse cuts off the cavalier and is at my rear bumper. im not really trying, so i ease my foot off the accelerator and let him pull up to my side. we make eye contact and i floor it again and let the welfare freeloader have a whiff of some fresh carbon monoxide. i slow down and pull into the next exit and head back to town fair tire. NEWSFLASH: the cops are there with the beaners in the mirage, shittin their pants. i already knew, i had a laser/radar detector handy but my girl insisted we take a gander. so i drive by and we laugh hysterically and head home. my car looks basically stock so i wouldnt see a reason for the cops to get suspicious.

edited due to my own ignorance and childish behavior. i was originally going to let mr. god do the honors.

 

p.s, go see bruce almighty. its funny. and jennifer aniston is hot.

 

do you feel better now or do you still need a cookie?

 

to be honest , If I was a Latino , I would be so offended with your post ... I am a moderator . and god knows I am so tempted to delete certain parts of your post. For real was there no other way to refer to the Latin men, other than spic ...
I know you were mad at them but take in mind there are fellow Protege members on this board who will be offended by your ignorant name calling and they have nothing to do with your situation, but are of the same heritage ..
I will leave it to you to edit your post ,, that is if you can see the relevance of what I am trying to say !
Bruce
Moderator

 

you tell em bruce, i dont think he deserves that cookie i offered him

 

you could have made my eyes work a little bit easier by breaking up your post into paragraphs, but I digress...

yeah the blatant use of that Latino racial slur is in poor taste.

other than that, nice kill i guess.

btw not all Japanese cars are rice, rice is when someone modifies their car IN POOR TASTE. rice applies to ALL national origins (American rice, German rice, Korean rice, etc...)

 

Race on a track.
I have no respect for anyone dumb enough to race on the streets.
Sorry, you're all losers in my book.

 

Well first of all I'll say... nice kills. Because it seemed like they got what was coming to them. It's also ironic that the same guys that were calling the cars in the 2Fast2Furious movie "ricers" they had no room at all to speak about their cars. At least the cars on the movie are one-of-a-kind automobiles... (even though in actuality those movie cars are slower than they should be stock). Anyways, I have a question... why did you take your back seats out of your '93 Protege? It's a 4 door!

 

Hi, Bruce. It wouldn't hurt to go ahead and delete or modify that guy's post. Might actually give this forum some class.

Um, then what's the point of calling it rice? I'd rather say a car's shitty, tacky, or even cheesy. Rice is something domestic or Euro drivers call little Japanese compacts. It started with Harley Davidson guys ragging on little Japanese "rice-burner" motorcycles (y'know, cuz rice is a popular food in Asian cultures. That's why it doesn't apply to other cars.)

Now, owners of Japanese cars call other Japanese cars rice, saying rice isn't Japanese, it means "tacky." Whatever. That's just stupid.

All these made up rules of usage for a stupid word...geez.

 

yea i kinda felt offended cuz i am puerto rican but its ok i live orlando w/ mah other fellow ricans lol. we're taking over. lol

 

well words always tend to evolve in interpretations and meanings as time go on, especially a slang term like ricemobile/ricer.

if a Cavalier is to be modded in the typical Honda Civic fashion (clear tail lights, primer bumper, Pep Boy hubcaps, stickers of parts that isn't on the car, and the requisite 'Type R' badge), wouldn't it be more descriptive to call it rice (since it was modified in typical Civic fashion) than just call it tacky?

the term rice has evolved to more or less to stand for all those other descriptors you listed combined into one, whether you like it or not

besides, non-asian cultures do eat rice as well

 

i like rice its yummy especially wit milk YUM

 

aZnRicer, what's with all the racist remarks? A hell of a way to alienate fellow board members. ...

Go away.

 

i like rice pudding!

 

mmmmmmm... yea me too