I am driving from the mall with my girlfriend after claiming i got her Valentines gift when i didnt, so i ran into the mall real quick while she waited in the car and went to the jewerly store a picked out something real quick LOL !
As we leave the parking lot of the mall i was driving my uncles 2001 Nissan Maxima Automatic, because i begged him to drive it to impress her lol. So i come to a light and heard a loud fart noise screaming from the muffler, i looked up and saw a red honda civic 1999 Dx with two white stripes on it and a ugly body kit, i looked up and said RICE !!!!! and bust out laughing as my girlfriend thought i was crazy because she had no idea what i was talkin about. So they are behind me and they start Rev'ing there engine all out of control *Note this is while they are behind me !* Then these ricers going to make there tires spin for a sec then jam on brakes almost hitting my uncles ride, i got pissed and furious then, as the light turned green i drove normal making sure the ricers stayed behind me as the lane merged into a single one way road, they were riding my tail to i drove only 15 MPH LOL !!!! To **** them off, they were getting pissed but who cares, so they tried to fly on the wrong side of the road to pass me and i sped up playin around with these idiots, as the couldnt pass me, So one of the spanish dudes stuck his middle finger out the car as there car swayed back and forth, I think they watched to much Indy 500, And Nascar races. So once they pointed the finger at me it was on, when the road merged into 2 again they pulled next to me yellin all this crap and cussing as i yelled back at them, i lost my temper and threw my pepsi into the passanger side of his car and gave him the finger and gunned the Maxima, i gave the awesome Peel out ! , I pulled off so fast they didnt even have a chance to even catch me LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! Then i got on the beltway and was on my way home.
I guess the body kit and stripes dont ADD 100 hp after all ....

They got punked !
I know i shouldnt of lost my temper but they deserved it, but there is a good side at least his friend on the passanger side and his car will have a sweet smelling smell in the summer
Bees also love the sweet smell of Soda
LOL !

 

you better be thankfull that the riceboys didn't have guns....

they would've shot you dead right on the spot

 

yup,if i were the rice boy.you would be dead ......lol

 

what did the women think of the episode?

 

LOL ! I wouldnt of normally done that, they shouldnt of tried to cuss at me, so i had to take matters into my own hands and while doing so impress my girl hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL ! I know i was a idiot for losing my cool but

She was laughing the whole time, it was good to see her laughing so hard like that, i am normally a shy person... But the sudden outburst of energy i had, had her laughing she was surprised

 

hahaaha,, there guns would have been slow like their civics lol ,,, oh well ,,,
fu@@ em ....
Bruce

 

If they would of loaded some V-TEC rounds you better watch out LOL !

 

that maxima , is bullet proof , lmao he is ok
Bruce

 

never underestimate the power of a riceboy........

HA HA HA........

 

people like those guys are gay...
civics are dumb b/c everyone has them, but
whats wrong w/rice?
I hate that muffler sound too, but some do
exhaust systems sound nice.

You don't like the look of the p5 or mp3 then
i suppose? (those have essentially kits, though not
aftermarket)

 

insightful poem by the way very clever

 

All I have to say is that atleast you threw a pepsl and not a coke, because I would have to kick your *** for wasting a COKE on some rice boys.

 

LOL! Good one! Bust a 187 on those "Uncle Ben's" boyz! Bangin in the forums, once again cuzz!

 

You can't get pissed back at them, you need to **** them off more!!!! Blow kisses at them, make beleive you can't hear them, drive next to someone who is gonig slow and slow down with them, etc. etc. I've pissed off more ricers like that then I can count.

 

I do that **** all the time. I like to drive fast. And when Im on the road and someone starts ridding my *** I make it impossible for them to pass. Speed up or slow down, whatever it takes. On the Highway I even pace cars in the other lane so they get boxed in.