<Salesman voice>

Are sitting at home right now, sittin at you computer and sayin, man... I wish I had more go for my show "Steve excluded of course". Well have no fear, even if you don't have enough money for go, i may just have the next best thing...


</Salesman voice>


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...category=42610

<Salesman voice>
Act now, and free for the first ten people; an offical Walmart Racing Decal, don't wait, stocks may never run low.....
</Salesman voice>

 

hahahaha
turbo sound
people are dumb!

 

The bad part is people will buy this!

 

Yeah like any cheap **** civic driver in winnipeg!

 

"add this new japanese velocity-technology to your ride"

holy crap....and we wonder why import drivers catch a bad rap....

 

Buy it, if you sound fast, you have got to be fast right? haha

 

How utterly stupid. A turbo noise maker? That's worse than the ol' 2.3L Mustang with 5.0L badges fixed to the fenders. What's the point? So you can show off to the car in the lane next to you, just before he spanks you?

And, what's this "have yourself a cola" after a job well done? Who are these stupid people?I recommend beating yourself in the testes with a brick after installing one of these things, to teach yourself a valuable lesson. Or, if thirst is a problem, forget the cola. How about pulling an all-night bender with a bottle of Jack? That way you can tell your friends that you bought it as a joke, but you were drunk when you put it in. Maybe I should suggest my fab marketing ideas to the seller...

 

well the auction is over and no one bought it... guess there will be no new riced out hondas this halloween